|Probably not intended but that remark sounded quite rude, which is not nice when folk are just trying to help you in their spare time for free.|
However, now you've told us that, use another computer to download the EXE and LNK fixes I suggested in #2 then transfer them to the faulty computer using a flash drive and run them according to the websites instructions.
You can even extract the reg files on another computer first if your unzip program won't work. They only need to be transferred and double clicked.
Always pop back and let us know the outcome - thanks