To brighten your day.

August 31, 2012 at 11:48:33
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Before Obama was elected President, he went to see Bill and Hillary Clinton at their spacious home for some campaign advice.

After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.

When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see that Clinton had a gold-plated urinal!

That afternoon after returning home, Obama told his wife, Michelle, about the urinal. "Just think,' he said, 'when I am President, I too could have a gold urinal. But I wouldn't have something so self-indulgent!"

When next Michelle had lunch with Hillary, she told her how impressed Obama had been at his discovery that in his private bathroom, Bill had a gold urinal.

That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled and said to Bill:
"By the way, I found out who peed in your saxophone."

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September 1, 2012 at 10:51:28
What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you eat with that thing?

I went home with Bo Derek & woke up with Bo Diddley.

How do you know when a politician is lying? His mouth is moving.

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