The Perfect Cure

December 16, 2011 at 04:55:28
Specs: W2000, N/A
A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husbands temper and
threatening manner.

The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?

The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband
comes home drunk, he threatens to slap me."

The Doctor says: "I have the perfect cure for that. When your husband
comes home drunk, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in
your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he goes to
bed and is asleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and

The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my
husband came home drunk, I swished with water. I swished and swished,
and he didn't touch me!

How does the water do that?"

The Doctor says: "The water does bugger all…it's keeping your mouth
shut that does the trick....."

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December 16, 2011 at 09:43:44
Oh so true!

Of men who have a sense of honor, more come through alive than are slain, but from those who flee comes neither glory nor any help.


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December 16, 2011 at 17:42:04
OUCH!!!! I just read this out loud to the wife. Guess I should have been swishing?

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