Okay now this takes the cake!!!!

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January 18, 2011 at 12:22:04
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"Meet singles in your area" "Meet HOT singles in your area" and on and on. Who has not gotten one of these in their email? Today I get "Meet SENIOR singles in your area". What the heck? I am 43 years old. I can't get the senior price at the movies or at the fast food place but in the dating seen I am all about the senior citizen?

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#1
January 19, 2011 at 10:05:22
why do you bother with spam anyways? I just delete that crap, especially in the spam box and if it comes to my inbox I class it as spam immediately. No need to feel flattered LOL

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#2
January 19, 2011 at 14:16:58
LMAO. I never open the junk but I still see the subject line when it hits my email. As for being flattered? The 1/2 of 1/2 of 1/2 of 1% opportunity for cheap sex from someone I have never met just don't do it for me especially when they start out by calling me an old fart!! lol Besides the wife would never go for it either. lol

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#3
January 19, 2011 at 17:57:49
Luckily my wife is more liberal than yours ;-)

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#4
January 20, 2011 at 07:21:02
Dude all women want to have sex with me anonymously, and i also have a serious addiction to prescription penis enlargement pills and next weekend im partying with my long lost uncle from Sudan (Hes a prince ya know, but hes always wanting to borrow money). Looking at every email i got sure changed my life.

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#5
January 20, 2011 at 12:07:22
I haven't gotten the prince from sudan yet I get the ones from nigeria that want to give me a percentage to cash a check for them. Don't these folks belive in atm's?

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#6
January 20, 2011 at 13:24:52
You should really consider refinancing your mortgage while you are on that date with the hot anonymous senior in your area. :P

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#7
January 20, 2011 at 22:01:58
Actually I was thinking of dumping the old bat and chasing down one of those $150,000 a year work from home jobs that I only have to work 2 or 3 hours a day at so I can play with all the new Dell laptops I get to test and keep while taking one of the many free flights I could recieve.

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#8
January 21, 2011 at 06:16:51
You guys are horrible....

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#9
January 21, 2011 at 09:39:38
Nah just eating a little SPAM. lol

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#10
January 22, 2011 at 07:44:17
Did you ever wonder why the don't have a penis size reduction pill, lol !!!! I guess they wouldn't have many sales.

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#11
January 22, 2011 at 12:17:51
I don't know. What man couldn't use that???? Heck I would buy it. Never take it but I would buy it and make sure everyone knew I did. Them seniors are scared I am too much man now.

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#12
January 22, 2011 at 16:57:43
OMG..... Where's that freaking emoticon with the rolling eyes when I need it? LOL

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#13
January 22, 2011 at 23:17:04
Oh come on Jennifer it wasn't that funny. Well okay maybe almost. lol I am wondering though. What would they call it?

Cialess?
Retractze?
Nozyte?
Or maybe just The teeny peeny pill?

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#14
January 23, 2011 at 05:40:34
Cialess?
Retractze?
Nozyte?
Or maybe just The teeny peeny pill?

Very Creative. I think Jennifer is seeing a side of us she would rather not :))


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#15
January 23, 2011 at 22:44:17
I would imagine. I'll stop now before it becomes offensive if it hasn't already.

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#16
February 4, 2011 at 10:06:11
It takes a lot more than that to offend me. :)

teeny peeny pill. I like that one. LOL


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#17
February 5, 2011 at 07:15:11
That's good to know Jennifer. At least you have a sense of humor.

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#18
February 6, 2011 at 11:43:27
I am pleased that I have not offended or at least not offended enough that it warrented a response however after making the remark I probably should still apologize. I won't though heck it was just in good fun even if tasteless.

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