Solved Joke for Today - Enjoy!

Fujitsu / Ergopro x
November 4, 2015 at 09:05:59
Specs: Windows XP, N/A
Could this be a scenario in your house?

Last night a man was sitting on the sofa watching the television, when he heard his wife's voice from the kitchen,

'What you like for dinner my love, chicken, beef or lamb?'

He replied, 'Thank you, I'll have chicken'.

She replied, 'You're having soup you fat slob, I was talking to the dog!"

See More: Joke for Today - Enjoy!

Report •

November 4, 2015 at 19:41:15
same thing with us! i have a dog, nd i know how it feels lol

Report •

November 14, 2015 at 05:11:46
✔ Best Answer
*Senior* trying to set a password:-

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

USER: cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER: boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER: 1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.

USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

USER: ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use. :-)

Report •

December 20, 2015 at 11:07:45
Do you know that there is one more inhabited planet, except from Earth?
No, ?
Mars: according to present data there live seven robots!
(source: essays for sale service)
Now I expect them to take control over it and possibly invade our planet in future when mankind will forget about all the droids sent into space.

Report •

Related Solutions

December 22, 2015 at 09:38:19
Paddy goes on a First Aid Course,

The Instructor asks Paddy,
"What would you do if your child swallowed the Front Door Key?"

Paddy Replies,
''Sure I'd climb through the window!" :-)

Report •

Ask Question