An Irish Funeral

October 5, 2011 at 17:15:35
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A guy was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse some distance behind the first.

Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash.

Behind him, a short distance back, were about 50 men walking single file.

The guy could not stand the curiosity, and respectfully approached the man walking the dog asking,

"I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose is it?"

"My wife's."

''What happened to her?"

"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."

He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"

The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her."

A very poignant and touching moment of brotherhood and silence passed between the two men.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

The man replied, "Get in line." :-)


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October 5, 2011 at 19:04:16
Oh my god! That is so funny!

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