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February 4, 2012 at 15:27:19
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A guy driving around the backwoods of Montana sees a sign in front of a house. It says: "talking Dog for Sale".

He rings the bell and an old bloke tells him the dog is in the back yard. He goes around and sees a nice looking Retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep". the dog replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing the dog talk, he says: "So, whats your story?"

The Retriever looks up at him and says: "Well I discovered I could talk when I was young. Iw anted to serve my country, so I told the CIA. For the next decade they had me jetting from country to country sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured that a dog would be eavesdropping".

"I was one of their most valuable spies, but the jetting around really tired me out and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down.

"I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals."

"I got married, had a mess of puppies and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back inside and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars," the old bloke says.
"Ten dollars? But this dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He's never been out of the yard."

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February 5, 2012 at 05:04:52
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Very Good - Ewen!

Regards - Mike.

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