|You might have more than one nasty on there and I'm insufficiently expert to deal with a complex security issue over a forum. However, it seems you might have one of those rogue Anti-Malware things on board, so while you are waiting look here:|
You will see that another machine is required to remove this beast. If you follow the given procedure "exactly" it should rid you of the bogus AV problem (if any).
After that, if you are still in trouble it is a matter of hoping that a specialist will drop by who can deal with multiple infections.
What's the time?