|driver: my car won't start. It ran fine yesterday, but today - nothing. Can you help?|
mechanic: what kind of car?
mechanic: Ford made a lot of vehicles, which model do you have?
driver: blue 4-door
mechanic: that's not what I meant
driver: you need to be more specific then
mechanic: I do?? OK, let's try again. What is the make/model of your car?
driver: I already told you, it's a blue Ford 4-door
mechanic: I know it's a blue Ford 4-door, what year is it?
mechanic: 2012? Is it still under warranty?
driver: warranty? No, it expired years ago
mechanic: I thought you said it was 2012?
driver: it is, isn't it? You asked me what year it is & I told you
mechanic: sorry, let me re-ask more clearly - what year is your car?
mechanic: great, now what model is it?
driver: I already told you! Blue Ford 4-door!
mechanic: are you effing with me?