Like oh my God, I'm having this problem with my computer, like it it lags everytime I right click on my desktop and it takes for everrrrrr to show me the menu or when I'm opening a new program it takes to long. Like I went the MSCONFIG program and unchecked what stuff I don't need at startup, but still the same prob. Like oh my God, am I to blonde or what, Please help me somone.

Like, the V.I. is back... Iligitimi non carborundum est

I thought the "valley girls" slang was out of style? Didn't that craze fade out 15 years ago?

you might try this site it will check your system thru an on-line java program. www.PCPitstop.com Its a good place to start... Later Tracer P.S. Its a Free Service....

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A Beginner's Guide to Spybot http://www.trincoll.edu/depts/cc/documentation/security/spyware/Spybot_guide.htm SpyBot lock host files greyed out If it doesn't have a hosts file you cant lock it, so that tweak will be grayed out. Have SpyBot install its hosts file. http://www.zerosrealm.com/immunizing.php Note: For those running in "Basic" mode ( version 1.2 ) you will NOT see this. You must be running in Advanced mode! To get in advanced mode, a really easy way is to go to Start >> All Programs >> Spybot Search and Destroy >> Spybot Search and Destroy (advanced). Click it. You are now in advanced mode. Select your download site . Open Spybot Search and Destroy. After clicking the button that says "Search for Updates" & the check is finished , you will see 5 items near the top of the window, "Search for Updates", "Download Updates", UniDo(Europe), "Show Log" and "Help". Next to UniDo(Europe) you will see a "down" arrow. 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Swat It http://swatit.org/ Swat It is a Completely FREE program that scans your files for Trojans, Worms, Bots and other Hacker programs. Swat It can detect and remove over 4000 different Trojan programs plus variants. Swat It was recently independently tested against popular commercial scanning software and we were absolutely delighted by the results. After the Download - It is important to remember that once the installation of Swat It is completed, that you should update the File Signatures by clicking on the Update tab and check for an update. All Product and File Signature Updates are Totally FREE, this means that you will never have to pay a single penny to get the very latest version of Swat It or to update the File Signatures. Beware of SpyHunter http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/03289/231446.stm