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What are you smoking? Must be some good stuff. Where in the world did you get the idea in your head there is going to be a female edition of XP? I should just remove this post now but I'm curios as to where you got the thought from.
KTTD
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Do you mean one that is more difficult than need be? Or maybe one that is temperamental and hard to work with 5 days a month. Perhaps you mean an operating system that tries to contact other computers, attempting to find a new place to be the only operating system, just before it totally crashes the unit it's on?
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One that watches what all the other OS's are doing so it can do the same and be just as unique and cool?????
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This will be the only font color that one can use in this Female Ver. of XP and when you install a new program. It will ask you during the install, will this make my hard drive look fat?
KTTD
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If you press "ok" button at Female XP you will get a lot of windows like:
"Are you sure?"
"You never understand"
"Your brains are down there"
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Ohh I heard of it, thats where you now need a M$ mariage licence key to activate the product key to activate the ........
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well they did have a barbie verion did that count. and m.e has most of the female qualties you can find.as it can be a real xxxxx to use lol
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warning miss windoz has experience a fatal exception error:i wont start because i have a head ache
to restart sysem gently stroke the any key!
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Hey, can I setup a dual-boot of female XP? Better yet, can I run two instances of female XP side by side?
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a deul boot of femxp and none fem xp could cause unwanted spawnings of m.e becarefull!!
deul booting two copys of femxp is ok no problems but they really dont like FAT
allso try this link by trev on how to ride herd on femxp!
http://yougot to be jokeing.com
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Dr. Nick,
This would be consider cheating because you have another version of XP running on your system. Female XP would not be happy and might file for a divorce. This could cost your thousand of dollars and she will want half of your MP3's and hard drive space.
Female XP must be run alone and all attention must be given to her, and her alone.
Microsoft will soon release a Female SP1 which will increase her need for more and make you bald quicker. If you don't install Female SP1 you will be nagged every 30mins to do so.
KTTD
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I wasn't supposed to say anything but Windows Lonhorn will be Female Xp
I bet everyone is looking forward to it right?
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Sorry pal
But posts like this seldom appear and it's good for all of us to get a while having fun and relaxed.
Anyway keeping it real is good
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Did BILL GATES' WIFE COME UP WITH THAT WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING? MY that's interesting. It'll keep my sister from using MY COMPUTER SO SHE CAN HAVE HER OWN OS TO DEAL WITH. HAHAHAAH!
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anouceing the real xp fem verion d/l the trial pre release verion here
http://microstillsucks.com
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If you had a female XP why the hell would you call it "longhorn" yellow belt???
That would be like calling "male" XP great tits...
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Well Kyle; I hope this answers your question.
It seems odd that you haven’t posted a follow-up.
I hope you weren't being serious!
A great post!!
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Deek, Longhorn is a code name NOT what the os name is or will be.
Windows Whistler was Windows XP before it was released.
Windows Blackcomb is next, just a little info.
but I get your point.
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Hey, Kevin, thanks for the suggestions.
My question is what will happen when FemXP crashes? When we see the PSOD (pink screen of death), do we have to be gentle to it and explain it's not FemXPs fault that crashed, or do we need to buy it ice cream?
Also, when multiple FemXP systems are connected to a network, will it be able to handle the new FemXP peer evaluation data exchange (project Gossip)?
Lastly, will Microsoft make us pay for regular upgrades to make FemXP 'bigger' and 'better'? What about future enhancements to get the wrinkles out of aging code?
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well net admins ever where a gearing up for new server language my sgl= my system gossip language to replace sql=system query language
things don't go better with micro-sucks they just suck loli just learned something funny iespell checkers has corect spelling for microsucks lol
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Thanks everyone - I've had one helluva day and the replies to Kyles post has dragged me out of depression. Gonna send them to lotsa friends - wish I had the gift to make up replies like these - MORE PLEASE
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Now that I think about it, I'm rather confident that microsoft DID design females...Note the similarities (besides the ones already mentioned)
1. Two versions, XP dating and XP marriage
2. If you don't register your copy via committment, your license to operate expires after 30 days
3. Doesn't do well in business or industry
4. Takes about 20 minutes to start up
5. NOT compatable with any other cool software, even if it is just a demo version
6. After an improper shutdown, you can either pretend it didn't happen and go for normal mode, or "safe mode" with flowers and chocolates
7. Great UI, but beyond that, one big headache(in case you can't tell...My wife and I are having a bit of a spat.)
I'd like to see some female XP error messages:
"If you don't know what's wrong I'm not going to tell you!"
"This isn't working and here's the details on why: x0032412375183425701349874326264826093485319837450931670931864718743198609314876382075432"
"Insufficient resources in bank account. Free up resources or you will be forced to downgrade to an older, uglier version"
"Illegal operation in module doilookfat.vxd" Female will now shut down. If this problem persisists, contact your divorce lawyer or marriage counsellor"
-SN
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