Three women are about to be executed, one a brunette, one a redhead, and other a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She replies "No", and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!" Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!" Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes. The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She replies "No", and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!" Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!" Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes. By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says "No", and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!" Suddenly the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"

LMAO!!!! "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving may not be for you." -Our tour guide at Fenway Park in Boston, MA.

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heheh, I've heard a very similar joke. But like this one better. Mattwizz3 Gigabyte P35-DS3R E4500 @ 3.2 4GB DDR2 800 9800GT

I copied the following from an article posted at the Northeast Intelligence Network webiste ( http://www.homelandsecurityus.com ) There was a young man who went to a pawn shop and after shopping around, he purchased a cat statue and headed out the door with it. As he walked a block or two he noticed that there were several cats now following him at a short distance. As he proceeded several more blocks he looked back and saw literally thousands of cats following of all shapes, colors and sizes. He started growing concerned and headed for the cliff overlooking the river at the edge of town. As more cats started following he broke into a run and stopped at the edge of the cliff and tossed the cat statue into the waters below. Amazingly enough all of the cats following him ran to the edge of the cliff and jumped into the waters too. Intrigued, the man went back to the pawn shop, walked in and asked “Do you have any Obama statues?” "If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions" - Jules Winnfield (Samuel L. Jackson) in Pulp Fiction

I don't get it. :( "So won’t you give this man his wings What a shame To have to beg you to see We’re not all the same What a shame" - Shinedown

I get it, but I don't think it's funny.