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Yeah, they're called end users ;-)
Seriously, ICT/computers is one thing you don't really hear any jokes about, you only hear funny stories about the follies of end users and clumsy admins.
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There are plenty of humourous real-life stories printed in various PC magazines... Would it be a breach of copyright if they were posted here and referenced?
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Probably; but I doubt you'll be hauled off to Levenworth for it.
Like adz said, more dumb that can be funny.
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Classic Joke here:
So I go into work, see one of my other co-workers there. I asked him, how his job went, what the problem was, ect.
He told me it was a ID Ten T error from the user that was on the PC.
I was confused, but then he told me to go write it out, so I did.ID10T ;)
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here is a good joke
A confused caller to IBM was having troubles printing documents.
He told the technician that the computer had said it " couldn't find printer".
The user had even tried turning the computer screen to face the printer -
but his computer still couldn't "see" the printer
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True story/joke:
When I was a phone tech support agent for Hp a guy called in one day and demanded that a technician come to his house and fix his monitor, I explained that we could probably fix it over the phone.
I ask him what was wrong and he said that his screen was all black. My second question was when you turn on your computer do you see the blue Hp logo as the computer is booting up? He said "I don't know".
I ask him to re-boot his computer and see. Upon "re-booting", his computer started and the blue HP logo appeared and the guy started yelling "Wooooo" (in surprise)over the phone.
Turns out his computer was turned off and he waited on hold for 45 min. before reaching me to find that out.
Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?
~Jean Kerr~
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adz929, the signature at the bottom of your posts is funny! 7 Mhz, ALL RIGHT!!
My signature is funny too, once you get it.
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A person is having trouble booting their computer, so the computer technician asks if there is a floppy inside the drive.
The person replies no, but that there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside.
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How can you tell that a blonde person has been using the computer?
There's tip-ex on the screen.
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A woman inserts a disk into the computer and it prompts her to write enable the disk. She tries again and it does the same.
So she takes it out, writes 'enable' on the disk and reinserts it. Still to no avail.
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The world's greatest scientists get together to build the world's best computer. They toil for months and are finally finished.
They decide since this is the world's greatest computer, they have to ask it a really important question. They talk it over and then one them types in the following: "Is there a god?"
The computer whirs and whizzes for a few minutes and then on the screen there's this:
"There is now."Every sixty seconds you spend angry, upset or mad, is a full minute of happiness you'll never get back.
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I have sympathy for the clueless, because truth be told, we were all clueless before we learned what we know. And none of us knows it all. But I still have a little joke I like to say to other techs when we need a little release.
"A User is just one letter away from L-user (looser)."Assume that I already did an Internet search.
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