|ijack: You really shouldn't let "friends" loose on your computer.|
I know a few people who had such a war. Peanut butter was involved.
That said, I was involved in a few wars back in the day. Peanut butter was not involved.
congeal: I wasn't sure how easy it would be able to program but I guess I can try to do one in C++.
C++ is a good choice. Really, any middle to high level general purpose language should be able to do what you want. Just don't expect much outside help with the attack.
As for the request itself, you'd have to get past the suspicion surrounding you. As it stands, you might get pointers if something goes wrong, but you probably won't get a working script / program.
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