How do I bend/curve text. I just can't find the buttons to press.

Try F1 and search Help. "So won’t you give this man his wings
What a shame
To have to beg you to see
We’re not all the same
What a shame" - Shinedown
Have you tried Drawing Tools...Text Effect...Transform? In anything other than 2007, I believe WordArt is the only way.
That's it, DD. "So won’t you give this man his wings
What a shame
To have to beg you to see
We’re not all the same
What a shame" - Shinedown
