Are you kidding me? Football requires alot Skill, technique, stamina, power and accuracy than soccer.
Most of the time soccer players just walk around, it does not require much stamina or power. In America soccer is mostly played by girls, because they're to weak play football. Further more, a football player has to know thousands of different plays, how many does a soccer player have to know?
More reasons soccer sucks:
Soccer participants are walking advertisements.
France is successful at participating at soccer. That should say something, especially to the British.
Soccer hooligans.
Soccer is boring. Soccer is absurdly slow. I've had soccer apologists say with false pride how the average soccer participant "runs" 4 miles in a game. Newsflash: that means they are jogging less than 3 miles per hour. Translation: they are mostly standing around. BORING.
Soccer participants act like they've been shot - what pussies. Meanwhile, real athletes like Donovan McNabb or Bobby Baun play on broken legs.
Psychotic fans. The South Korean loser who set himself on fire is one example. The mental stability of the murderer who killed that one player because he sucked (free clue: all soccer participants suck) is another.
Ties: 55% of games are ties. Ties suck.
Soccer hilites concentrate on what almost happens. When ESPN has the poor sense to show soccer highlights, they show missed shots, missed passes, etc. Any real sport shows things that actually contribute to the result. Soccer participants do not care about the result.
Soccer participants on the same team have different jerseys. The obviously higher intelligence of hockey (goaltender) or football (offensive linemen) fans and referees is evident, since we don't need a different uniform to indicate a different privilege in the rule book.