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CS:S Aprils fools update?

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Name: Frosty
Date: April 1, 2005 at 18:31:12 Pacific
Subject: CS:S Aprils fools update?
OS: Windows XP Professional s
CPU/Ram: 3 ghz 1024 mb ram

Comment:

:D Take a look at this list of changes Valve made to CS:S...I can just imagine the chaos it would cause if they were true.
Here's a screenshot.
http://img149.exs.cx/img149/7427/update2tb.jpg
Others include:
"Your Preventative Maintenance Status (either "cleaning" or "lubricating") is determined by the speed with which you press the F1 key and will be displayed above your head.
To accurately simulate real life maintenance mistakes, pressing F1 too quickly will lubricate either the bolt face or the trunnion block. Pressing F1 too slowly sprays lubricant directly into the buffer tube. All mistakes render the gun inoperable, though this may not become immediately apparent.
Experiment with keypress timing to avoid (and discover!) other common maintenance errors.
In order to balance the improved stopping power of a well-maintained weapon, the reloading process has been made much less reliable.
When reloading, you should listen for two or three distinct clicks over a period of several seconds.
If you hear one click or no clicks or more than two clicks, you've bent the link ejector chute and the gun will most likely explode on the next attempt to fire it, though it may not." :D :D
(I know this isn't a question, just thought it was funny :))
Asus P4P800
P4 2.4c @ 3000 Mhz Zalman CNPS7000A-Cu HSF
ATI Radeon 9800 pro
1 GB OCZ pc 3500 ram
Sound Blaster audigy LS

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Response Number 1

Name: ozyoiy
Date: April 1, 2005 at 18:46:42 Pacific
Subject: CS:S Aprils fools update?

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If anythink it tells me one thing, that is its acctually real people down at steam and they have a sence of humer..
Oz
"Bite off more than you can chew, And chew like hell!"
Peter Brock.

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Response Number 2

Name: leuk
Date: April 1, 2005 at 22:34:34 Pacific
Subject: CS:S Aprils fools update?

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I sure hope it's just a jokes, i don't want a game that "ignoring" to play..haha.

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Response Number 3

Name: Stu.B
Date: April 2, 2005 at 05:09:13 Pacific
Subject: CS:S Aprils fools update?

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I have a sense of humour, but I didn't think it was very funny. It was a geek April fools for sure

Radeon 9800 Pro 128Mb/ 4.12
AMD Barton 2800 @ 2.3ghz
Asus A7N8X E-Deluxe
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Response Number 4

Name: Frosty
Date: April 2, 2005 at 07:01:16 Pacific
Subject: CS:S Aprils fools update?

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"I have a sense of humour, but I didn't think it was very funny. It was a geek April fools for sure"
From a person that puts his computer specs in his sig :P. (I know I do it to)
Asus P4P800
P4 2.4c @ 3000 Mhz Zalman CNPS7000A-Cu HSF
ATI Radeon 9800 pro
1 GB OCZ pc 3500 ram
Sound Blaster audigy LS

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Response Number 5

Name: Stu.B
Date: April 2, 2005 at 08:56:58 Pacific
Subject: CS:S Aprils fools update?

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Well this is a support forum and it tends to help when you state your specs...
You hear about the AMD April fool one? They are becoming a GPU producer, let me find the link...

Link here
Radeon 9800 Pro 128Mb
AMD Barton 2800
Asus A7N8X E-Deluxe
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