>>>Any ideas, or does anyone know of a usb to parallel converter?<<<Those do exist, but only to connect a parallel-port printer to a USB port on a computer; never seen one to connect a parallel port to a USB-device...
>>>to be honest I was wanting a gui type os?
Can I get one on disks other than Win 3.1?<<
There's several options for Win9x (though I have to agree, this is a DOS forum---and some of this is mentioned above):
1. Find a copy of Win95/98 on floppy. Quite difficult, hard to obtain (legally), and Win98 would be a drag on a 486-anything. Almost as difficult (1a): finding a PCMCIA CD-Rom Drive...
2. Copy CD-based install files (Win95/98 folder on CD) via parallel-port (Interlink-LPT Zip/CD) and install from HDD. Somewhat difficult, especially if you can't find drivers/devices or aren't familiar with interlink.
3. Create a spanned disk set of the CD install files zipped across several floppies and unzip to a empty directory on the laptop and (again) install from HDD. Less difficult, but tedeous and involves having many good-formatted floppies (around 24 for Win95A; >50 for Win95B and tons of them for Win95C/Win98) and knowledge of a DOS-based zip program (i.e.-PKZip). Some versions of the CD had the .cab files at 1.72MB (DMF Format) so if you had those available, you could essentially create a floppy-install set using a utility like WinImage.
4. Remove the HDD and attach to a working machine (using a 2.5" to 3.5" adapter) and copy CD install files to the laptop's HDD. Least difficult only if the drive is easily removed from the laptop and you're familiar with setting a drive up in another machine.
I urge using CD-based installation files for a HDD-style installation since using floppy-based files will cause the installation to fail (at least in Win95); the setup program is designed to look to the floppy for the files. Besides, if you had the floppy installation available, you wouldn't need to go to all the trouble...
Also, if you use an "9x Upgrade" CD, you'll have to have Win3.1 on floppy (first disk or "fake files" to upgrade to Win95; entire set for Win98).
One final note---you would likely want to keep the .cab files available on the HDD even after the installation, (i.e.--to setup internet access) since some programs (particularly Internet Explorers' connection wizard) call for them.